My Girlfriend's Dead — animated fan video

2026

A 161-second animated cartoon, drawn entirely in code and synced live to the song.

Role
Everything — storyboard, character rig, props, animation, timing
Stack
Canvas 2D Vanilla JS YouTube IFrame API Node
Демо →

Problem

An unofficial music video for a two-and-a-half-minute punk song, built with no animation software, no asset pipeline and no budget. It had to be funny, keep up with a fast vocal, and stay on the right side of copyright — the song may not be hosted anywhere I control.

The first attempt failed. It guessed the structure from the tempo, stretched ten scenes across the runtime, and the joke did not land: the visuals drifted out of step with the song, and every scene sat still for far too long.

Approach

  • Measure the song instead of guessing it. I ran the vocal through Whisper, read the real phrase boundaries off the transcript, and cut the timeline to those rather than to bar maths.
  • Shots, not scenes. The video is 36 shots averaging about 4.5 seconds, so something on screen changes roughly every time a line does.
  • A character rig, not drawings. Everything is flat-2D shapes on a canvas: a skeleton with hip sockets, a swappable head, and poseable limbs. One pose function drives every shot.
  • Scenes as pure functions of time. drawFrame(ctx, t) maps global song time to a shot and draws it. The same code drives the live page and an offline MP4 render, so there is exactly one version of the animation.
  • Audio stays on YouTube. The page embeds the official player and reads getCurrentTime() every frame. Nothing is re-hosted, and no lyrics are ever rendered on screen.

Outcome

  • 36 shots covering the full 161 seconds, with no dead frames
  • Renders to both the browser and a 1280×720 H.264 MP4 at 30fps from one source
  • Deploys to two hosts from a single commit: GitHub Pages and Cloudflare Pages

What I learned

  • Timing is the whole joke. Every change that made this funny was a timing change. Getting real phrase boundaries out of the audio did more than any redraw.
  • Constraint pushed the design. Because a scene is a pure function of time, I could scrub to any second and see it instantly. That made iterating cheap enough to actually iterate.
  • Keep the copyright line bright. Fan work still has to respect the rights holder: stream the song from the official player, draw your own art, never reproduce the lyrics.

Watch it at typosbro.me/girlfriends-dead. The source lives in the site repository.